there's a trick

so i am writing a persuasive speech about living on campus, and i have numerous points about why living on campus will enhance people's college experience. naturally, this speech applies mostly to people at my school, so i decided to interview friends who have commuted and now live on campus as well as talk about some of my favorite parts about living on campus.
one of the little perks, in my opinion, is the availability of the pinapple. every day in the cafeteria, they have beautiful half-mooned slices of juicy pinapple.
but there is a trick to having it each and every day. first, you have to eat in the caf every day, which thankfully our cafeteria is pretty impressive, so for now, i dont mind so much. but often, the pinapple is the first to go in the fruit tray, so many people sadly go sit down with out any on their tray. however, these people are giving up way to easily. almost every 20 minutes, someone changes the fruit tray, and i almost guarantee that if you go eat almost all of your food and get back up for the 1 minute walk back to the food area, you will not only get to see someone you know and flash a smile, but you will find that a new tray has been put out recently enough that there is still pinapple in it. however, should this method fail you, which it rarely will, you can likely sneak some pinapple out of the frig that has the sliding doors. and that is how it is done... that is how i touch each and every day with juicy, sweet joy.
i am not putting all of that in my speech, seeing as it is a persuasive speech, but had it been informative, im pretty sure i could have talked about pinapple for a while.